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- A horror story that starts with Twitter
- I Could Feasibly Murder a Guy In My Sleep And Get Away With It
- ‘Anatomy of Hell’ Was The Film That Made Me Fear My Own Junk
- The Art of Neil Gaiman is out in the USA
- The Return
- How Not To Die On a Bike in London
- I Blame Myselves
- The Almost Literal Elephant In The Room
- Open Letter To Hot English People
- Eat Your Makeup
- Romantic Misadventure
- Is This Too Soon? Probably.
- Every Day I Am Coming
- On Why Our Author Finds Herself In Her Pajamas at 3pm Awaiting The Delivery of Two Frozen Squirrels
- Open Letter To My Obituarist
- Brief Interviews With Hideous Men: Part II
- Tiny Little Love Stories II
- The Towels In The Gym Cover My Tits Or My Arse But Never Both
- Sucked Dry
- The Dreaded Ninth
- Tiny Little Love Stories
- A Leg of Ham is Likewise Essential
- On My Knees
- How Can I Dream When I Can’t Even Sleep At Night
- In Which You’ll Excuse My Ebonics
- On The Late Great Fantasy Author J.R.R. Tolkien
- Brief Interviews With Hideous Men, A Wholly Indiscreet Experiment in the Manner of David Foster Wallace
- Man-leg: A Problem I Have
- Beam Me Up
- Drunk Amazon
- The Day I Almost Killed Kurt Busiek
- They Went To Sea In a Sieve
- Laundry Theatre
- Campbell’s Inferno
- The Usual
- Cupboard of Hearts
- My Left Tit
- Boo.
- Graphs and the Unconscious
- I Want To Spend My Life With the Rest of This Woman
- Not Here
- Getting a Man In
- The Rules
- Glug glug glug.
- Rear Window
- A Right Gude Willie-Waught
- Merry Bedford, Christmas Falls.
- Guardian Soulmates
- The Great Wall of Vagina
- The Table
- RT @ClickHole: David Blaine Said What?! clckhl.co/LWUDD2B https://t.co/jVzbN52dEV 14 hours ago
- Barbara Shermund is great. I saw an exhibition of her stuff at the Billy Ireland Cartoon Museum in Columbus OH and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 18 hours ago
- What a dumb thing to do. twitter.com/highgatecemete… 1 day ago
- Tonight in the pub a dog at the next table got off his owner’s lap and slumped against me instead. https://t.co/LWziL1UV45 2 days ago
- Today I had my first ever road rage shouting match with a UPS delivery guy, as a driver. I’ve come so far! I’d like to thank my agent. 2 days ago
- The linguistic gymnastics middle-aged dudes do in this Lorena Bobbitt documentary in order to not say penis is wild. 2 days ago
- RT @qikipedia: In one of Brighton’s cemeteries, there is a Robert Bacon buried next to a Florence Egg 3 days ago
Category Archives: Tourist-By-Proxy
Cupboard of Hearts
The first time I went to the Grant Museum I thought quite seriously about asking a nine-year-old boy out for a drink. I found him by the dugong skeleton just after his mother had taken a photo of him grinning … Continue reading
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Not Here
I have a friend who is, for all intents and purposes, shipwrecked on a faraway island. Thirteen years ago she went into hospital for routine ear surgery. The procedure went delicately and quietly wrong, and no one suspected a thing … Continue reading
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